1) The US will apologize to the world for our
"interference" in their
affairs, past &present You know, Saddam, Hitler,
Mussolini and the rest of
them good old boys. We will never "interfere"
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the
world, starting with
Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They
don't want us there. We would
station troops at our borders, north and south. No
more sneaking through
holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their
affairs together and leave.
We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days
the remainder will be
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless
of who or where they are. France would welcome
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked
and limited to 90 days
unless given a special permit. No one from a
terrorist nation would be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it
yourself, don't hide here.
Asylum would not ever
be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab
5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are
the bombers. If they don't
attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self
sufficient energy wise.
This will include developing non polluting sources
of energy but will
require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
wilderness. The caribou
will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing
countries $10 a barrel for
their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace
8) If there is a famine or other natural
catastrophe in the world, we will
not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or
whomever, for seeds, rain, cement
or whatever they need. Besides' most of what we
give them is stolen or given
to the army. The people who need it most get very
little, if any, anyway.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some
place. We don't need the spies
and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would
make a good homeless
shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty
school. That way, no one can
call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.