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June 2010

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Oh do I have a story that is going to make everyone laugh... and it involves a few of my close lj friends.

But first off, let me say, I just watched the BEST Will & Grace I have seen in a long time. I fell off the couch laughing tonight.

Ok, well, after reading Niki knicole1979's post, I decided I wanted to broil steak. My lovely husband decided to freeze it with the lid half off, so for fear of frostburn, I dethawed it. Well, come 6, it wasn't thawed out. So I told Ramiah pryncessbytch what I should do. She informed me to throw it in the microwave. I have an awesome microwave, but I dont know how to defrost things in it. It has a few instructions on it, you know, time to cook potatoes, veggies, etc. Well, on defrost, it says "see manual". Fine and dandy, but like everything I own, it's in Utah. So I throw it in for a few minutes. It thaws out. Im thinking, ok, the setting on the oven that says broil looks good. BUT, maybe I should ask someone. I wait and wait and wait, and Niki never signs on. So I ask Amy angelpez if she knows how to broil steak. She says, ASK ELLA babyinga! YES, Ella is wise and knows much about cooking. No email and Im hungry. So I just throw it on a baking sheet and throw the broil on and toss it in the oven. Then I go on google and search for "broil steak". After 5 min of searching, it says something about 2 min. So I haul over to the stove and flip it. It seemed ok, but looked blah. So I just threw it in a pan and cooked it. It turned out ok, but I think it was a little frost-bitten. Now I get on the computer and there is an email from Ella, who was laughing at me like Im a retard (in love, I know, all in love). Seems I needed a broiler or something.

Oh, the joy of me being domestic. I know ya'll need a laugh, so there you go.

Oh, and everyone go to Ramiah's journal and look at how fat she is. And she's still got 5 weeks to go (she's pregnant! Im not that mean. ok, maybe I am.)


You don't have a broiler? If I got that right..then HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. That was good. Ahhh thanks for the laugh. lol. I thought everyone had a broiler!
Don't feel too bad, kid. Last time I tried to broil a steak, I nearly burned a hole in the side of the refrigerator. It had a delightful brown stain that no quantity of cleaner and elbow grease could lessen. I HAD a broiler. I used it on the stovetop. Turns out it was meant to go in the oven. Nobody told lil ol me that there were two different kinds of broilers. Needless to say, I now stick firmly to frying pans and barbecues.
At least it was edible....

The first time I broiled a steak it came out burned on the outside and bloody on the inside. Don't ask.... We had take-out instead.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah *whew*breathes* ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *whew* my belly hurts from laughing! I can just see the puzzled look on your face. hahahahahahahahahahaaa!!! woo, priceless!