September 19th, 2003

ponytail girl

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Here's to all you real women!
Ladies: If a lady accidentally over-salts a dish while it's still cooking, she drops in a peeled potato and it absorbs the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up".
Real Woman: If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."
Ladies: Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Real Woman: Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares?
Ladies: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
Real Woman: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway.
Ladies: To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
Real Woman: Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.
Ladies: When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
Real Woman: Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you.
Ladies: Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
Real Woman: Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I just don't do it.
Ladies: If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
Real Woman: Go ask the very cute neighbor guy to do it.
And finally the most important tip....
Ladies: Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
Real Woman: Leftover wine??
ponytail girl

YAY Friday five

1. Who is your favorite singer/musician? Why? - It's really a toss up between Trent Reznor and Martin Gore. Both have amazing lyrics and amazing musical talent. Not to mention the hotness and the voices.

2. What one singer/musician can you not stand? Why? - Tupac, Krazy Bone, Miracle, one of those hard thug rappers Keith listens to. They talk about killing and they have no talent

3. If your favorite singer wasn't in the music business, do you think you would still like him/her as a person? - Well, I have friends who are friends with Trent and they say he's one big fat dork, so yes. And Martin is too poetic not to enjoy.

4. Have you been to any concerts? If yes, who put on the best show? - A perfect circle and NIN. Very good concert

5. What are your thoughts on downloading free music online vs. purchasing albums? Do you feel the RIAA is right in its pursuit to stop people from dowloading free music? - It's stupid to argue. Every time they shut down something, something else will come up. People burn CDs and share them, tape record videos, etc. It's silly to keep demanding money. If people enjoy your music, they will buy it already.

YES I KNOW I HAVENT MADE A DECENT UPDATE. Nothing is really happening. Sorry =(